Annoyed at Myself During Quarantine

Just like if you spend time with someone you start to pick up on the annoying tendencies they have whether they leave dishes in the sink, don’t clean the coffee grounds on the counter, or send you passive aggressive messages not addressing their actual issues but hoping their “hints” will actually make you do something different when it actually induces only rage.

But what if that person is yourself?

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Twenty-three and Me

A birthday is a lot of things; it’s a celebration that you made it through another year of life, it’s a time to look back at the past year and see how you can improve, and a time to look forward at the year ahead to see where you’re going. It’s also a great time to smother the inevitable existential crisis with a greasy bloomin onion and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s

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Did We Already Forget About Michael Flynn?

Now full disclosure, I had no idea who Michael Flynn was before I wrote this but I’m hoping to get a better picture and understanding as this story develops. So let us unpack the Trump scandal of week, what is it... four? IT’S ONLY BEEN FOUR WEEKS!!!! Oh wow... time flies when you’re having fun right? Or it creeps to a halt when you’re watching your country unravel.

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What's the Scoop on Betsy De-lores Umbridge?

Something that young people have really been rallying against (there’s a ton of options here, like literally every other thing Trump has done) has been the nomination of Betsy DeVos as head of the Department of Education. Thousands of teachers have come together to almost unilaterally oppose her, including the private charter schools she is such a big fan of. For her to be opposed by the very people she is seemingly going to be in charge of is curious to say the least. I want to find out the details of this appointment, why there’s opposition, why there’s support, and what she could mean for public education in America. 

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I Wish I Was Bad at Names

"You never hear, “Oh man it was so awkward I remembered their name but they totally forgot mine!” People just don’t want to talk about that time someone forgot who they were. But it is easily 100 times worse when you’re talking to somebody and are slowly coming to the realization that they have no idea what your name is."

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